When the real thing isn't available

If you're taken away from your litter of 10 siblings, and two of them are black... slippers are a good substitute to cuddle.

If you've bonded a little "too much" to your new owner and she isn't around...an empty pair of blue jeans will stand in quite nicely.


If you're craving a rich chocolate brownie but the cupboard is bare...
a handful of chocolate chips will do.

If your husband is in "the mood," but gosh darn it you're not....Naaaaah. This is a family friendly blog. You didn't think I'd really go there did you?