Dogs...

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him 
and never say its not quite as good as his mother 's 

  

then adopt a dog.

 

 

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, 
for as long and wherever you want ...  

then adopt a dog.

 

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care 
about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies  

then adopt a dog.

  

 

If you want someone who is content to get on your bed
just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores 

  

then adopt a dog !

 

 

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care 
if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if 
every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves 
you unconditionally, perpetually ..  
 

then adopt a dog.

 

 

 

 

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will
never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, runs around all night and only 
comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness .,

 

 

 

 

 

then adopt a cat! 
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna say... marry a man (or a woman), didn't you? 



You... 

........have a GREAT Day!!!